The Cow, The Ant, And The Old Fart
A cow, an ant, and an old fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.
The cow said, “I give 20 quarts of milk every day and that’s why I am the greatest!”
The ant said, “I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight, and that’s why I am the greatest!”